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What do they call you? If I had a nickel for every time I heard not late for supper... well I'd have enough for a value meal.
Subject lines are like pick up lines... Better when they are short and funny!
I'm a curious guy. Leave me something to go on... What's on your mind?
Maybe you will want me to call... Maybe not? If not leave 867-5309 because I know Jenny doesn't want me to call her any more!